Bowzai

If you think you've adopted a pet which will snooze peacefully by the hearth, you're in for a shock. The Bowzai's ferociousness is inversely proportional to its size, and it spends all day yowling, hissing and scratching everything to pieces. It also loves to stare at you whilst sniggering, which is neither cute nor reassuring. (Equip this pet in a ceremonial slot to use its appearance.)