Sternutatory Wand

This wand was crafted by a Frigostian expert in discretion and stealth. The user manual reads: "If you've managed to surprise your enemy by sneaking up behind them to give them a good wanding in just the right part of their backside but are suddenly overcome with the desire to sneeze, quickly push this wand into your odd nostril and count to three." You have to pay extra for the accompanying manual that explains how to tell which one of your nostrils is the odd one.