Mallard's Mallet

A bespectacled Foggernaut by the name of Timmy Mallard was the creator of a word association game where you couldn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word he didn't like, otherwise you got a bash on the head with this mallet. OK, technically it's a staff, but after a couple of blows to the head you really won't feel like arguing. And remember - the one with the most bruises loses!