Ber Ed Stick

Originally made to be eaten, this baguette became a fearsome weapon when Xavier the Baker left it in the oven for 234 years. Why did he leave it for so long? Well, he reached a point where he'd had enough of making cheese sandwiches, and so he started handing out knuckle sandwiches to the monsters around the bakery instead. He had so much fun, he forgot all about the baguette.